Touchdown in the Fart Zone

    Touchdown in the Fart Zone Ok, I have to tell a little story on Hubberkins. Don’t worry, I already cleared it with him. In fact, he’s kinda proud that I’m telling this story. (Haha – I said “fart” twice). It’s a story about farts. Yah, seriously, he’s proud that his farts made the Read More…

The Awkward Coffee Shop

Welcome to that place between cool and total dork. Nothing makes me feel cooler and at the same time more awkward than going to a coffee shop. I don’t mean the ubiquitous ones on every corner. I’m taking about the ones inhabited by hipsters, college students, and stylish bald guys with their Cole Hans, blue Read More…

Airplane Rant: A letter to Those Detestable Passengers We All Want to Flog

Dear Guy-that-sat-behind-me-on-my-last-airplane-flight, Stop touching my seat!!! You don’t need to touch someone’s seat that much! I see that you have arm-rests, sir. Use them to push yourself up. No need to pull. Simply put your arms beside you and “push” -it’s that easy. You’re giving me a seizure- AND I DON’T HAVE EPILEPSY! Nope, just Read More…